"The Unemployed Expert" with Anna Roisman

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Oooooh listeners, this episode is low key a #tbt. We recorded this is January so all our banter up top is dated. Anyways its still hilarious so don't judge us. Do you know what a venture capitalist is? Have you ever had a severance package? Anna Roisman is the Queen of being "unemployed". Find out how to turn your jobless lemons into lemonade. Follow Anna on Instagram @annaroseroisman Twitter @UnemployedAnna Facebook www.facebook.com/TheUnemployedShow ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:02.0	Hi.
0:03.0	Welcome to the unofficial expert podcast.
0:07.0	Miss Sydney and Marie.
0:10.0	How you do it?
0:11.0	I thought you were asking the listeners.
0:13.0	I'm good. I'm good. How are you doing?
0:16.0	I'm fabulous. Why? I don't know.
0:18.0	People want to know why.
0:20.0	They're like, what the hell's going on with you,
0:21.0	what you says?
0:22.0	Well, you know, I got a birthday coming and you're
0:24.8	turning a million a million and five. That's what I'm turning skin looks radiant.
0:31.8	Ah yeah.
0:33.4	Sexiest mommy we know.
0:34.8	I'm saying this because I'm just trying to project
0:38.7	better energy than I've been doing before.
0:41.4	So if I say it out loud and then I might feel it. I don't know what that means.
0:46.4	The bullshit that's what it is. I'm bullshitting right now saying I'm acting like I'm happy but you know inside
0:52.1	I'm like like I'm happy but you know inside I'm like meow meow what's the thing on
0:55.4	Winnie the Pooh what's it is it the sad one yeah that's me is it eore the
1:00.9	well I'm not gonna say I'm a donkey, so I'm the coolest donkey in the jungle.
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