Hello and welcome to the podcast, The Lotus Cetus

episode 1,124. I'm your host, Harry, joined today by Josh. Hello. And a very, very sleepy,

Dan. I'm not sleepy. I'm just sick. He might fall asleep.

He might nod off during the post.

I'll be, I'll be right.

I'm powering for a group with Lucas Aide and I've had a limsyb.

If anything, it'll be our failure to keep him entertained if he falls asleep.

That's our mission.

If you are still conscious by the end of this podcast, we've had a good one.

Yes. I don't know. I feel like I should try and put him to sleep now.

I think that would be... It does sound a bit date-rapey when you put it like that. Okay, fine.

What if you put in his drink, Harry? Why is it fizzing? Anyway, so today we're going to be talking

about civil servants being useless and not knowing what their job is, how to do it, or why they're even alive.

I question that often. We're also going to be talking about fake conservatives and how to spot

them. I get to whinge about someone I find annoying, yes. You're not going to get sued for that one,

are you? No, because I'm going to be fair. It's going to be fair, but firm. I'm always firm. We know, that's your name.

And also, we're going to be talking about how European culture is actually worth saving.

That's going to be my opinion, and it is correct.

Excellent.

And with that, let's just get straight into it, shall we, folks?

So first, before I start my segment proper Nicely done Harry Buy it

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