Hey, do me a favor and excuse my raspy voice today.

I know it's sexy.

I know it's mysterious.

I know it's distracting.

But I went to the Sabrina Carpenter concert last night.

I sang my heart out, and now my vocal cords are fatigued.

I hope you can understand.

I mean, to go to the Sabrina Carpenter concert and sing your heart out

is to be human. That's all I have to say. If you go to the Sabrina Carpenter concert and you don't sing

your heart out, you might be an alien. You might be a reptile. I don't know. Go get it tested. There's

something wrong. Go get that checked out. If you wanted a test to see if I was human, my voice is raspy the day after the

Sabrina Carpenter concert because I sang.

Because that is what humans do.

Anywho, so my voice is raspy, and it's kind of fun because I haven't lost my voice in

a while.

I've been a bit more chill in my lifestyle recently. I tend to lose my voice

more when I'm more of a party girl going out more. And I just haven't been recently. So my voice

has been really solid. My vocal cords have been really solid. But Sabrina Carpenter,

demolish them. Please, please, please. Demolish them. And now my voice is raspy.

But anyway, let's make a really big pivot here. I'm about to, I don't know how to transition

into the next part of my conversation. So we're just going to do a really strong pivot. Like,

I'm going to snap my fingers and you're just going to pretend that all the stuff I said before, like you're just

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