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🗓️ 3 December 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Are secret hormones in McDonald’s French fries the culprit behind our beloved thick women? Langston and David chat with comedian and writer Ayanna Dookie about this conspiracy theory. The episode also gets into the dreadful "sex talk" and embarrassing stories from when everyone was in grade school.
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0:00.0 | Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced. |
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0:28.2 | start listening terms apply i wonder you know i see i used to work for weight watchers and i remember |
0:35.4 | i had a black woman come and say to me, |
0:43.5 | she goes, oh, I don't want to be as small as you, you know, and because in her mind, yeah, |
0:45.8 | I mean, and this is when I was, I was like a size six. |
0:50.7 | I wasn't even like, and I'm still, I'm still pretty, I'm still pretty, I'm still pretty, eating McDonald's fresh fries. |
0:51.7 | She's like, I ain't trying to... You know, I'm an asshole. |
0:56.2 | I told her, I don't know how I didn't get fired from that job. |
0:58.0 | I told her, I said, don't worry this requires work. |
1:03.0 | You were taking headshots at Weight Watchers? |
1:03.6 | That's crazy. |
1:07.1 | She's having a tough time, Maya. I don't let that one slide. |
1:09.7 | Hey, get out my face. |
1:11.0 | You fat, bitch, me. |
1:15.0 | Just let that one roll off your shoulders, player. |
1:18.2 | Damn. |
1:19.4 | Nah, you ain't go how that. |
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