Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

My Momma Told Me

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever- changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!?

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0:00.0	Oh, my mama told.
0:03.2	Mother fucking mini episode.
0:06.5	Many episodes.
0:08.7	Motherfucking many episodes.
0:11.8	My mom.
0:13.1	All my life, I had to fight.
0:17.1	I had to fight my daddy.
0:18.8	I had to fight my brothers.
0:20.6	I had to fight my cousins and my uncles.
0:24.0	But I never thought I'd have to fight in my own house.
0:28.0	I loves Harpo.
0:29.2	I truly do.
0:30.8	But I kill him dead, for I let them beat me again.
0:34.1	There it is.
0:34.8	There it is little mamas and Gentiles alike. Welcome to another phenomenal
0:39.5	mini episode of My Mama Told Me. The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black
0:45.9	conspiracy theories. And we finally work to prove the theories that you, the listener, have at home.
0:52.6	It's a motherfucking mini episode.
0:55.6	Let's go.
0:59.4	I think we should open it up and not do songs anymore in the beginning.
1:00.3	This is exciting.
1:09.9	Yeah, I think we really can challenge ourselves to find some new exciting, dangerous territory.
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