THE START THE STEAL TOUR: HOUSTON! (with Kevin Iso)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Kevin Iso at The Secret Group HOUSTON. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:
**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**
DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece
SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club
PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club
Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Yeah, one more tall. |
| 0:02.0 | Yeah, what the fuck is up Houston High. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, Houston the fuck is up, Houston Heights. Yeah, Houston. |
| 0:23.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.8 | Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner, fudge is made. |
| 0:30.2 | There it is, there it is, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:33.3 | Welcome to a phenomenal live episode of My Mama Told Me. |
| 0:38.5 | The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. |
| 0:44.1 | And we finally worked to prove that if you take one of Ice T's ponytail hairs and plant it in the back of a red lobster parking lot, you will grow a kangle tree. |
| 0:57.6 | These are the facts, folks. |
| 0:59.8 | You tell me how kangles are made. |
| 1:02.0 | I'm telling you the truth. |
| 1:05.3 | You're Langston Korman. |
| 1:06.5 | That's not how you pronounce my name. |
| 1:08.5 | I don't know what happened. |
| 1:09.5 | I panicked. |
| 1:10.6 | I panicked. I panicked. |
| 1:11.2 | Never once has there ever been that accent mark on the E. |
| 1:16.1 | I don't even have a good excuse. |
| 1:18.0 | I looked at you and I blew it. |
| 1:20.6 | It's early. |
| 1:21.5 | We're going to get better. |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in -129 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.