We Are Eating Fake Foods Y'all...(with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

My Momma Told Me

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Are we eating fake foods? Langston and David discuss why most food under the sun is basically not real. The hands of lobbyists determine what certain percentage can be called "food" and how big corporations come into play. Pink slime and Fruity Peeples are talked about regarding artificial foods. Just in time for Thanksgiving, we hope you can stomach this episode!

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0:00.0	My Mama Told Me presents the Start the Steel Tour. We're very excited about it. I'm not about to bite my tongue. We want to sell it out and the dates are coming up fast. And so if you live in one of these areas, we want you to buy your tickets now. It's all available on our Instagrams, on our websites, on our link tree.
0:23.3	December 12th, we're in Seattle.
0:27.6	And December 15th, you're closing it out in Portland, Oregon.
0:29.1	We want y'all to come out.
0:30.5	We want y'all to kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show with special guests with just me and David,
0:36.7	depending on the city.
0:37.7	It'll be a great time.
0:39.2	All that.
0:39.9	Meet and greets.
0:40.6	You think Chris Brown has a good meeting greet?
0:43.6	Bro.
0:45.1	Let's be clear.
0:46.6	I'll take a weird picture with you for free.
0:51.4	Diarram.
0:57.0	Kind of. Tyro-R-R-R-R-R-H-R-H-H-R-H-R-H-R-H-R-A. That of a beautiful word.
1:01.0	My love, you give me, Daria.
1:06.0	My amour.
1:07.0	My c'o cuck is the quake
1:13.6	How is it? In his phone pie. Aetness
1:28.1	Amide
1:29.3	Ha
1:33.3	Como
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