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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Lotta sniffles in this episode folks! Hope you and yours are holding up better than we are On the anniversary of Spencer revealing he thinks reindeer are some sort of dog, we have just about got him convinced sharks are mammals A rare appearance by our producer, Surber, with thrilling results An extended bedtime story to remind our readers of the true reason for the season: goat festival crimes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	Welcome to the Shut Up Down Full Cast.
0:33.8	You are listening to the Internet's only college football podcast.
0:40.5	I am Spencer Hall and I am here to tell you in front of witnesses, Jason Kirk and Holly
0:49.3	Anderson that Auburn Jesus, Auburn Jesus is born.
0:55.0	He is real and all one need to do is that.
0:59.9	After Jesus was born in the town of Birmingham, then transferred to Boise.
1:06.0	Days of hair at the King, hair at the King here will be played by who, Jason?
1:11.8	Bobby Louder?
1:12.8	Is that Bobby Louder?
1:14.4	Yeah, Bobby Louder or Nick Sabin.
1:18.5	Nick Sabin's hair.
1:19.5	Nick said, I heard in the story.
1:21.7	Herod was probably like five, six.
1:23.5	So yeah, this checks out.
1:26.1	He's saying, where is he who is born King of the Auburn Tiger Plainsman?
1:31.8	For we have seen his star in the southeast.
1:34.8	It has come to worship him.
1:36.8	He's starring the SEC West guy.
1:39.4	In the SEC West guy, that's right.
1:40.8	And my Bobby Louder heard this.
1:42.3	He was troubled and all of Opalika with him.
1:47.0	Then he gathered all and said, going to send three wise men.
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