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🗓️ 28 December 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | I have a Swedish guill-goat arson. Oh, shit. |
0:04.5 | We got breaking news. It's still up, but Twitter user and |
0:10.1 | intrepid reader MizfireMoney has an update that she wanted to |
0:15.1 | share with us. And she says, I can't tell if my favorite part of |
0:21.4 | if this she cannot determine her favorite part of what is |
0:25.3 | happening here. So, the guill-goat has a Twitter account. The |
0:31.3 | guill-goat is at this point still alive. Sorry, still unburnt. It |
0:37.0 | was never alive. The guill-goat is currently tweeting the |
0:42.1 | lyrics to Survivor. And MizfireMoney says to us, I can't tell if |
0:48.1 | my favorite part is how much this big straw goat believes in |
0:51.8 | herself, or that the replies are just gifts of people striking |
0:56.8 | matches. |
0:57.6 | Welcome to the shut down full cast. You are listening to the |
1:22.0 | Internet's only college football podcast. I am Spencer Hall. And |
1:28.4 | I am here to say to everyone listening to this, you survived. |
1:32.9 | You made it through Christmas. Congratulations. I hope you |
1:36.5 | got what you wanted. I hope that your heart was full of the |
1:40.0 | holiday spirit. What if they're podcasts in the afterlife? If |
1:43.8 | you're podcast. Oh, no, they weren't hell. But if they're podcasts, |
1:48.6 | like, what if they're podcasts in hell? Make me one of those |
1:51.9 | Facebook shirts that says, if there are podcasts in heaven, I |
1:55.2 | don't want to go. Why wouldn't there be podcasts in hell? No, |
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