I'm Christopher Titus.

And this is the Armageddon update.

Well, the chaos of the second sweet potato Hitler administration continues.

But at least the shit show is a consistent shit show, says everyone who has defaced the flag with a picture of a rapist.

Listen, this is a quick list since last week.

He imposed tariffs on almost every country in the world except for his besties.

And the market dropped in total over three days, around 7,000 points, trillions in retirement

gone.

So I guess it looks like none of us under 70 are going to get a shot at a Walmart greeter job for at least a decade.

So he screwed the market and the economy.

Trillions lost. New tariffs take place on Thursday. That's right, even more.

Including a 50% tariff on China. Thank God. I have those George Soros protest checks keeping me in glitter and pronouns.

He wants to bring jobs back to America, you know, like Biden did. See, Biden Harris brought back 700,000 manufacturing jobs.

Also, remember this, Biden signed the Chips Act, which was to bring high-tech, high-paying jobs back to the U.S. Trump wants to kill that and bring these other

jobs back. So when all those Trump manufacturing jobs come back to the U.S. are poorly educated,

can make Nike's and sew underpants for $2 an hour. H ha! Winning! Then after Trump imposed the Alien Enemies Act from 1798, providing that the president

may, after a public proclamation, apprehend, restrain, and remove citizens of a foreign country.

You know, foreign that are engaged in a declared war or invasion. Wait, we declared an invasion.

We're at war with Mexico? What? No one said that. I'm not even a war with Chipotle. Wait, we declared an invasion? We're at war with Mexico?

What? No one said that? I'm not even a war with Chipotle. They've hurt me badly. So no declared

war, but we're just grabbing people off the streets, legal residents and citizens and sending

them into an El Salvadorian prison? Wow. No lawyer, no due process, all their rights taken away

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