I'm Rachel Bradley and this is the Armageddon update.

Well, Trump is back and even more I'm sent by Godi than ever.

I am the chosen one.

This guy shreds all of the Bible's greatest hits.

Come on, kids, the poor, sick, disabled, women, the earth, you know, God's creation.

Drill, baby, drill.

So how in Hades did this flabby orange diaper swaddled butt of everyone's jokes become the Tangerine Jesus?

I think he's been sent from above.

He was putting here for a reason.

I pray to God every day.

He is a gift from God.

Trump was chosen by God.

Do you believe that?

I truly believe that that was divine intervention.

Grabbing by the pussy?

Because Trump was a Democrat.

The Clintons were at his wedding to the model, the one, you know, that he cheated on his wife with right after she gave birth to his kid.

Wait, no, not that one, the other. Yep, that's the one. He committed adultery repeatedly, which got him the attention of the Christian right.

Also, his playboy cover and his porn cameo. You know, just like Jesus. In 2016,

Jerry Falwell Jr., president of Liberty University endorsed Trump as the white-right

evangelical candidate. He even invited him to speak at Liberty, bringing us this gym that would have gotten your knuckles

busted in Sunday school. In 2018, Michael Cohen flipped on Trump, as did everyone else, except for Rudy,

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