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What kind of kinky shit have you been up to this week?

I bet it's nowhere near as fucking amazing as a story you're about to hear. I've but been amazing as a story you're about to hear.

I've already given it a listen, and I know I'll be one more.

These bites and hoes seem to get it in all the right places.

So sit back, might one up, grab a drink or two and get ready to hear this

week's wild fuck fest. I was practically running down 8th Avenue in the rain

hurrying to get to work on time. I had

crotchless panties, silver stiletto pumps, fake diamond nipple covers, and

probably about six dildos on the bag that was slung over my shoulder, everything a stripper needs for a

poll show. I, well I'd been crying and I had to get rid of the streaks of

mascara that darkened my face before my dance started.

Earlier that day, I'd interviewed as a secretary for a law office and the VP who'd sat down with

me barely gave me a chance before throwing my resume in the trash and saying I was

underqualified.

Prick, I thought, for at least the 50th time that day.

I ran into the strip joint, passing a couple of bartenders and Al, the bouncer, with a quick

wave before dashing into the back room to change.

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