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What kind of kinky shit have you been up to this week?

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I've already given it a listen, and I know I'll be one more.

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So sit back, might one up, grab a drink or two and get ready to hear this

week's wild fuck fest.

Dear diary, for my 21st birthday a couple of my girlfriend suggested we go to Las Vegas.

I'd never been and heard it was pretty wild, so I said sure.

Anything's got to be better than spending your booze birthday here in Nebraska.

So, when we got to the hotel, I couldn't believe my eyes,

the lights, the slot machines, and the men,

hello! As soon as we checked in we stripped, got into our bikinis and hit the pool.

While the three of us were laying out, I could already tell my friend Kiki was going to get some serious action

because this one guy was totally checking her out and you know why wouldn't he?

Kiki had long almost platinum blonde hair and had just gotten an unbelievable set of fake

titties. Most of us girls in Nebraska are all natural but Kiki's perfectly round, high breasts were practically coming out the

sides of her tiny string bikini top, and she had hard thimble-sized nipples that always looked like she was freezing cold.

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