There's No Magic in January Snow
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
We’re barely keeping our heads above water backseaters, as we careen through the January slog of icy streets, snow filled driveways, and California flooding that’s just enough rain to make things annoyingly inconvenient. Speaking of inconvenient, today on the show Mel condemns Costco, we ponder God’s wrath via weather, our advice on flying with kids, useless laws, Mel’s Stranger Danger, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to Hey everybody welcome and don't make me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:20.6 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian, the host |
| 0:27.8 | of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state of theart recording studio above Public Square Coffee in downtown |
| 0:34.0 | La Mesa, California is my lovely wife and co-host, CFO, overall great gal, Melissa |
| 0:38.7 | Nickerson, our producer Andy Laura, he's got a big doctor appointment he's got to go to after this. |
| 0:44.7 | We're just not letting him have an inch. |
| 0:47.5 | Yeah, he said not to ask. |
| 0:51.5 | No, we're just, but he has to get a he has to get a physical to be |
| 0:57.7 | cleared for hockey. Yes that's it sports clearance that's it's |
| 1:01.0 | clearance. Sports clearance. You'll get my birth certificate too. |
| 1:03.7 | COP. They still do that. |
| 1:06.7 | That was the thing in the guys. What was they the doctor would put a finger in your thing? |
| 1:11.8 | Do not I know I, this is like in your area down there |
| 1:17.0 | and you would go cough, cough, you would cough. |
| 1:19.0 | What did you guys do for yours? |
| 1:21.0 | This, what? What would you do for yours? What? |
| 1:23.0 | What? What? |
| 1:24.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:25.0 | I already told you, you read a joke about it. |
| 1:27.0 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 1:29.0 | That's it, guys, I got a hot new five minutes |
| 1:32.0 | on past mirrors that is like it's it's my I don't know it's my |
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