I'm Christopher Titus, I had this!

Is the Armagh getting updated?

To quote, the great philosopher Ozzy Osborne,

Crazy, but that's how it goes.

Millions of people living as foes were going off the rails on a crazy train. Between President Elon,

co-president Putin, and his lapdog felon, between scumbag, criminal Democrats trying to save

their own asses in New York City and planes falling from the sky on the daily. And now,

the Pope is sick.

Things are going swimmingly, don't you think?

You know, we're going to try to focus on one big thing today.

The one thing that, well, frankly, may cause the end of the world, the Ukraine war.

Now, for a quick recap, the Ukraine war didn't start three years ago, following the overthrow of Ukraine's pro-Russian president in 2014, Moscow, and next, the peninsula of Crimea.

Annexed. Isn't that just a nice word like the Menendez brothers and next their house from their parents?

Let me rephrase.

Russia invaded Ukraine.

In 2014, they took it in bloody fighting in the eastern part of the country.

So the war started in 2014.

Got it?

Good.

Now, President Poopie Pants said yesterday that Ukraine started the war against Ukraine.

That's right.

Ukraine invaded Ukraine, according to the guy that wants to date his daughter.

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