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Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds. |
| 0:01.1 | Recently, I asked MintMobil's legal team if big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. |
| 0:07.3 | They said yes. |
| 0:08.3 | And then when I asked if raising prices technically violates those onerous to your contracts, they said, |
| 0:13.0 | what the fuck are you talking about? |
| 0:14.8 | You insane Hollywood ass-a-s-sha-sha-oh. |
| 0:16.5 | So to recap, we're cutting the price of Mint Unlimited from $30 a month to just $15 a month. |
| 0:22.0 | Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. |
| 0:24.7 | $45 uprun payment equivalent to $15 per month. |
| 0:26.8 | New customers on first three month plan only. |
| 0:28.0 | Taxes and fees extra. |
| 0:28.8 | Speed's lower above 40 gigabytes. |
| 0:29.7 | See details. |
| 0:33.1 | Hi, I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armaged getting an update. |
| 0:35.2 | Well, the Ukraine war is over. Prices have dropped to their lowest level in history. Everybody has a job, a cookie, |
| 0:41.2 | and Middle East peace has been achieved. Sorry, people, things are so bad. I just kind of wanted |
| 0:46.2 | to leave something positive for thousands of years from now, and when they start kind of |
| 0:50.0 | repairing the smoking cinder that we turned our planet into, and they won't blame me. |
| 0:55.6 | But this last week was a ball of evil wrapped in a shit show on top of a cluster fuck. |
| 1:00.2 | This is a partialist of idiocy, hatred, and darkness that President Felon Rapist |
| 1:04.8 | crapped out his stupid hole. |
| 1:07.5 | He invoked the Alien Enemies Act to begin deporting non-citizens without letting them have a lawyer |
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