Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about guy washes his butt with his own pee, what was the fastest you’ve quit a job?, deadly winter storms across country, ice highway over a lake, teens broke into homes and threw parties, girl’s bike stolen 2 nights in a row, animal attacks in Florida, grandma stand where you can sit down with a grandma who will give you life advice, update on Chiefs fans who froze to death, Max Crosby signs extension with Raiders, Alex Ovechkin on track to break NHL goal record, Mets have highest payroll in MLB, Rays stadium, update on Gene Hackman death, cop who arrested Justin Timberlake is cop of the year, George Clooney getting divorced, Ben Affleck wants to get back with Jennifer Garner, Scream 7 will feature 3 dead characters, actors that turned down $1B movie roles, new David Duchovny show, Billy Corgan expects Nickelback and Creed to get big again, Hot Or Not: female prison guard, man went to a Tiffany’s store and swallowed diamond earrings, man took pants down in back of Lyft, woman strips nude on a flight, man suing brother in law for filling his bellybutton with superglue, woman hosting orgasm retreats for women, drunk guy claimed his truck was stolen, dad shoots football coach for not playing his son, man threatened teens who were waiting for a school bus, couple of guys were hiding meth in Cheetos, 900lb dolphin jumped onto fishing boat, 72% of Americans believe they don’t have enough privacy in public bathrooms, Red Robin closing 70 locations, man exposed himself again, guy who says he was part of the CIA says he perceived life on Mars, flight attendant entertained passengers with violin, professions most likely to cheat, meeting hangover, man heard weird noises under his home and found a dog, guy tried to set record by eating hot charcoal, and more!