Tim Barnes

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Comedian Tim Barnes stops by the God Pod to discuss Radical Earth Theory with God, Jesus, and Moses. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, I just love the idea of the visual of you and you're like,
0:07.0	listen, I got to go, I got to get these pickles to Seth Rogan somehow.
0:10.8	I just don't want the other line going, you've made it buddy, you've made it.
0:15.0	Yes, meanwhile, you know, we're still in a pandemic at that time.
0:18.3	And you had to door-dash pickles to Seth Rogan.
0:21.1	That poor door-dash driver is like, who the hell just needs pickles?
0:26.1	They have children, because you know, children are messy.
0:30.7	They have these kids, they're taking their laundry and just throwing it towards the wall
0:34.1	and there's a hole in the wall and it just, it's like the clean family version of a glory
0:39.0	hole.
0:40.0	But it takes everything in there.
0:46.1	I want to save the elephants, but I think I should have words with this other thing.
0:49.6	You said this is light and this is actually a pretty sad story, I think when you're up
0:54.0	there in heaven, you get a little jaded and you don't know.
0:57.7	Tragedy plus time.
0:59.7	Sorry.
1:00.7	It's lighter when there's an animal involved, that's why we're doing it Tim.
1:03.5	Oh, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there.
1:16.2	Hi everyone, this is God and you're listening to The God Pot.
1:21.4	Subscribe to The God Pot on your podcasting app, do it, do it now.
1:25.7	And write us a review, we'll read your review on the pod.
1:29.1	I'm here today with my pals, Jesus, what's up, Jesus?
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