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4.8 β€’ 4.3K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 3 May 2012

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Bryan, Chris and Will talk about what tattoos they would have if they had tattoos and what their internet dating profiles would contain if they had internet dating profiles. We want your feedback! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, follow @TenMinPod on Twitter and visit Facebook.com/TenMinPod to like our page!

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0:00.0

I want to know for recording just relax calm down because we never fucking start you you just got to start at nine

0:05.1

You've got to come up fuck it up. Come up on the mic

0:08.1

Like that kiss are we recording don't if I tell you we're recording will you fucking stop being a cost we're recording

0:31.0

Money

0:33.0

For the list to prove your rich dude for the listeners at home Chris was dancing and counting money during the song

0:38.6

I went to the bank dude. I got my checks. I cash my check from the left factories

0:42.9

And went across the street to the Wells Fargo

0:46.2

Premiere account in there and I just threw it through that money in there. Wow cool. Oh sweet. How's it feel to have 70 dollars?

0:52.6

No, I have more than 70. Are you gonna have a you're gonna get a tattoo now? No, okay

0:56.7

First of all if I was gonna get it to it would be to buy an artist not just some $70 bullshit

1:01.1

What kind of tattoo would you get if you had to get a tattoo? I would get one squirrel running up my leg and then down and the other leg

1:06.9

I have a squirrel running down with a nut and it's mouth

1:18.3

That's a really good time. That's good. What would you get? I would have a gorilla fighting a shark

1:24.2

Gorilla fighting a shark. Yeah, but how would you put the gorilla in the water or you put the shark in the gorilla cage?

1:32.8

Here's what it would be it would be my entire back and there'd be a gorilla fighting a shark

1:36.2

There would be blood there would be cuts there would be hair and scales and fins flying

1:40.5

But on one side there'd be sort of a water thing that sort of drifts into my skin tone and on the other side

1:45.0

It would be like leaves and brush and palm. Wow. That's okay

1:48.0

But wait, how how do you know artist interpretation of a bear of a gorilla fight?

1:53.4

Yeah, you couldn't get a gorilla and I was shark to fight

1:55.4

I don't think I mean a great white would probably eat a gorilla

1:58.5

Not if they were on land

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