Did you hear that, Brian? You just farted. You just farted. It sounded like you dropped

marbles into a bowl of pudding. That's what I did do. You did? I know, that's what I'm saying.

I was dropping marbles into a bowl of pudding. No, you were farting. Are we recording?

Yep. I did shit.

That's crystal clear. That's my crony. Hey, welcome to the 10 minute podcast. My name is Will

Sassos. I'm Brian the kid calendar. I'm crystal clear. The most important third member. The most

important. Okay, I don't know what that means because you have to have that.

Most important me, you did the math. Well, that's my key. Why is he? So you're twirling your Mercedes key.

I didn't mention what kind of car it was. You're weird. You know, these guys here, these guys,

Chris and Brian, these guys are my friends. Oh, well, hey, wait a sound like a fucking

overgrown oaf. When I say these guys and my friends, don't say my friends. You sound like an idiot.

Here's what I want to know. I want to know because I think people are sort of interested by the

fact that we're actually real great friends in real life. We are. And I think some people maybe

curious how that dynamic works. And I think what I'd like to cover on this episode is who, which two

of us among the three of us are the best friends because you can't have three best pals.

It's hard though because I'm I think I've always been the spearhead. I've always led the way wrong.

And you guys kind of look up to me. Double wrong. No, because I've done more. I've been around. No,

you haven't. I've been around longer. You've been on the planet longer, but I've been around. If

you're talking around, I've been around longer than you. There's something about me that just has

such longevity. You know, and you know, if we were robbing a bank, for example, I would I would

plan it. I would I'd be the point man. I'd have the gun. You guys would you'd you would sit in

the will. Do you'd sit in the bucket and get away from van. Yeah. Shit in a brick. Sweating.

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