TMS 2768: Counting Corvids

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Moist Vales. Collad? That's a Typo. Muppet Julia Child. Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar. Orange Squat Goblin. Is It Too Early for an Oscar Nomination Fish Sandwich? Counting and Eating Crow. I Don't Like The Chieeeeeeefs. Thwell. 4 Years, One Moment at a Time. The Dana Carvey Method. Freaming on Paramount Positive. My EV sounds like a TIE Fighter. I can see calling that a wedge. Tubular Bells is a big thing in Trinidad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:43.6	Coming up on the morning stream, Moist Vails.
0:46.5	Colad. That's a typo.
0:48.6	Muppet Julia Child.
0:49.9	Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar.
0:52.2	Orange squat goblin.
0:53.7	Is it too early to get an Oscar-nominated fish sandwich?
0:56.7	Counting and eating crow.
0:58.3	I don't like the Chiefs.
1:01.7	Well, four years, one moment at a time.
1:04.8	The Dana Carvey method.
1:06.0	Freeming on Paramount Positive.
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