TMS 2769: Finish Lady!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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German comin' outta the garage. Stick a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus Monkeypants. I'm The Blue Dot in the Center. Lyft and Uber - Luber. Contagious urination. Cookie Dough Snow. Dial up lag with Randy. Stress to Worse. Uber vehicle is black, it's supposed to be black. It's Uber EATS, not Uber DRINKS! Pro tip: Never change your password. Starlings aren't real. We got a big old continent here. Weakening your soul with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Have you ever wondered what the back of a camel's left rear knee smells like?
0:04.6	Wonder no more.
0:05.8	Not because we have the answer, but because that's freaking gross.
0:08.7	You're better off heading over to patreon.com slash TMS right now and pledging your support to TMS today.
0:14.5	Coming up on the morning stream, German coming out of the garage.
0:17.8	Stick a dirty hot dog in it.
0:19.5	Jesus, monkey pants. I'm the blue dot in the center. Lift a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus, monkey pants.
0:21.0	I'm the blue dot in the center.
0:22.6	Lift and Uber.
0:23.8	Luber.
0:24.9	Contagious urination.
0:26.2	Cookie dough snow.
0:27.2	Dial up lag with Randy.
0:28.7	Stress to worse.
0:30.1	Uber vehicle is black.
0:31.4	It's supposed to be black.
0:32.6	It's Uber eats, not Uber drinks.
0:34.9	Pro tip.
0:35.5	Never change your password.
0:36.7	Starlings aren't real. We got a big old continent
0:39.4	here. Weakening your soul with Stephen
0:41.3	and more on this episode of the
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