TMS 2772: Flaccid Water

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Inappropriate Tail Thoughts. Curved and Floppy. What's His Name with the Sister? Old stuff just feels good. Drop the Hard and stay with the Wolf. Don't piss on the floor ya hoser! CONTROL-ALT-DELETE Hair Salon. Jake John Bovi. Drink a hot beverage out of a hockey player?! Tortilla blanketing all of you! Greep Altitude. It's Your Turn, Heartburn! Dreamy Rat boys! Sink cereal. Eating Cereal like a monster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	If Iron Man and Wonder Woman walk into a bar, the first thing they would do is discuss how to support the morning stream at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:08.3	It's canon.
0:09.3	Coming up on the morning stream, inappropriate tale thoughts.
0:12.7	Curved and floppy.
0:13.7	What's his name with the sister?
0:15.2	Old stuff just feels good.
0:16.7	Drop the hard and stay with the wolf.
0:18.5	Don't piss on the floor, you hoser.
0:20.2	Control, alt delete, hair salon jake john bovey drink a hot beverage out of a hockey player tortilla blanketing all of you greep
0:28.4	it's your turn heartburn dreamy rat boys sink cereal eating cereal like a monster with wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:38.2	Night is the most dangerous time, so extra precaution is needed.
0:42.1	Carrying a light reflecting article provides better visibility.
0:45.6	To be on the safe side, walk facing traffic and wear light colored clothing for quicker recognition by approaching drivers.
0:52.9	If you knew it was me, would you have listened?
0:55.5	The morning stream, Conan, thebarian.
1:19.0	Good morning, everyone, and welcome to TMS.
1:23.2	It's the morning stream for Thursday, January 30th, and it is 2025.
1:24.3	I'm Scott, and that's Brian.
1:24.9	Hi, Brian.
1:25.4	Hello.
1:27.9	Happy Thursday to you.
1:28.5	Yeah.
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