TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Emergency Cracker. My pickle was too small. This soda tastes like purple. Spousal Revenge Tour. Murdering the mailman for a cupcake. Tolbert talk fast! Backdoor Mailman. They call ME MISTER PIG! I don't like Harvey Weinsteeeeeeeeeeeen. Holey Resin, Batman!! I'm tired of these MFing Sweats on this MFing plane! Bold Peanuts. Root Beer's ugly cousin. Deepseek Diving With Tom. 50% Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Do not crush up your Lego bricks and smoke them.
0:02.9	You will end up with lungs full of microplastics.
0:05.3	Instead, join our Patreon and support your favorite morning show and podcast at patreon.com
0:10.3	slash TMS.
0:12.0	Coming up on the morning stream, emergency cracker.
0:14.9	My pickle was too small.
0:16.6	This soda tastes like purple.
0:18.3	Spousal Revenge Tour.
0:19.9	Murdering the mailman for a cupcake.
0:22.2	Tolbert, talk fast.
0:23.4	Backdoor mailman.
0:24.7	They call me Mr. Pig.
0:27.1	I don't like Harvey Weinstein.
0:31.3	Holy resin, Batman.
0:32.6	I'm tired of these mother-effin' sweats on this mother-effin plane.
0:36.2	Bald peanuts.
0:37.4	Root Beer's ugly cousin deep
0:39.6	deep seek diving with top 50% recommendals and more on this episode of the morning stream
0:44.5	he burns me up don't get angry bill's having a tough time he's upset emotionally upset yes but
0:51.2	he's always that way i realize, but he can't help it.
0:54.3	That's what we must try to understand.
0:56.4	How true that is.
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