TMS 2783: Skull Tunnels

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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The Small Ones Are Hard. I'm Nicholas Longform. Coming off the bone weird. Licensed Cork Dork. Extending Your Straw with Age. Earthy Toad of a Mushroom. Never Too Soon for a Dandruff Sandwich. A Little Vinyl and A Free Hotel Room. Tastes Like Dark Purple. You Had Your Ovary Thing. Edward Steroidhands. Cherries Are Red, Cherries Are Supposed To Be Red. Carter, but without the stem. The Marble Problem. Hiigh Anxietyy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	If you stack two Danny DeVito's, you'd get one Christopher Lloyd. Simple math. Give it a try if you don't
0:05.6	believe us. And after that, swagger over to the counter and put a couple bucks down at patreon.com
0:10.6	slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, the small ones are hard. I'm Nicholas Longform.
0:16.7	Coming off the bone weird. Licensed cork dork. Extending your straw with age.
0:22.1	Earthy toad of a mushroom.
0:23.7	Never too soon for a dandruff sandwich.
0:26.0	A little vinyl in a free hotel room.
0:28.4	Taste like dark purple.
0:30.3	You had your ovary thing.
0:31.7	Edward's steroid hands.
0:33.0	Cherries are red.
0:33.8	Cherries are supposed to be red.
0:35.2	Carter, but without the stem.
0:36.8	The marble problem.
0:38.3	High anxiety with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:44.7	You know, we must have ESP going on between us because I was just going to call you.
0:49.1	I scored so many points.
0:50.9	I can't remember the total.
0:52.1	D.
0:52.4	D.
0:52.5	D.
0:53.5	M. S. D. D. So many points, I can't remember the total.
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