TMS 2784: Baby Spit Rice

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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YOU TOO TALL. Flirting with the Kabob Guy. Zipper Major. Swagtastic. Fartgas In The Bar Car. In the Poo Pipe. A Brevity of Dunaways. Taiwan the Cheese Doodle. Can-a-Sherpa. Nipple high Asian lady. Yeastie Boys. YOU CAN EAT CHEWED RICE. Poncho certified. Nakatomi air vents. Making Comics Takes Blood, Sweat and Tears, But Mostly Blood, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	They say that there comes a time in every young person's life when they have to make a choice between thrusting an ice pick into their left calf or supporting the show at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:09.4	You know what to do.
0:10.6	Coming up on the morning stream.
0:12.4	You too tall!
0:13.7	Flirting with the kebab guy.
0:15.2	Zipper major.
0:16.5	Swagatastic.
0:17.7	Fart gas in the bar car.
0:19.5	In the poop pipe.
0:20.4	A brevity of doneaways.
0:22.0	Taiwan. The cheese doodle. Kana Sherpa. Nipple-high Asian lady. Yeasty boys. You can eat chewed rice.
0:30.2	Poncho certified. Nakatomi air vents. Making comics takes blood, sweat, and tears, but mostly blood with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:39.8	The last thing I expected you to do was to underestimate me.
0:43.9	I'm perfectly safe.
0:45.8	Until tomorrow.
0:47.0	Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. The morning stream.
1:01.0	The tingling means it's working.
1:08.0	Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.
1:14.1	It's the morning stream for February 24th.
1:16.7	It is at 2025.
1:18.4	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:19.2	And that right there is Brian Nibit.
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