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The Morning Stream

TMS 2790: Elk Not Wanted

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Batman Nipple Guy. The Dick Van Dyke of Accents. Fubby McGubby. Soakin' in Science. Boat Scrote. No Hands, No Lungs and No Lt. Yar. Toast your Digital Buns. IQ might be his lowest extremity. Cool Teeth. I have relatives in Estes Park. Good guess: itâs wrong but itâs a good guess. The Paul Hogan of British Accents. Cockney, but not 'Enry 'Iggins Cockney. Pre'y Moun'ains. Magic Naps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

The ancients used to say,

0:02.0

Slay the cow and reap the tree leaves.

0:04.8

No, they didn't.

0:05.9

Even if they did, that made no sense at all.

0:08.5

Want to do something that makes complete sense?

0:10.8

Sign up today at patreon.com slash TMS.

0:14.3

Coming up on the morning stream, Batman Dipple Guy.

0:17.6

The Dick Van Dyke of accents.

0:19.7

Fubby McGubby.

0:21.6

Soaking in science. Boatsc Dyke of accents. Fubby McGubby. Soaken in science.

0:23.4

Boatscroat.

0:24.2

No hands, no lungs, and no lieutenant y'ar!

0:28.2

Toast your digital buns.

0:29.8

IQ might be his lowest extremity.

0:32.2

Cool teeth.

0:32.8

I have relatives in Estes Park.

0:34.6

Good guess.

0:35.3

It's wrong, but it's a good guess.

0:37.1

The Paul Hogan of British accents.

0:39.3

Cockney, but not Henry Iggins, Cochney.

0:41.9

Pretty Mountains.

0:43.4

Magic Naps with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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