TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey Mike's From My House. Looks Like You Need Help...Out of My Car. YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! Potbelly Sub in my Belly. Thanks For The Early Poke. Friendly, but firm. Large Tub Orange Jello. All Airplane Movies Look the Same. Entering your warp zone. Mopping Up Ruffians with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	You ever lose your car keys?
0:02.1	Who's the man now dog?
0:03.6	We named the dog, Indiana.
0:05.6	I knew it was you, O'Mack.
0:07.2	Anyway, Patreon.com slash TMS is just sitting there waiting for you to sign up, so best get it done.
0:13.7	Coming up on the morning stream, Uber boobies.
0:16.2	Sublime sans swears.
0:18.4	Colonoscopy office, enter through their ear.
0:20.5	Jackhammer Jim. Colonoscopy. enter through their ear jackhammer gym colonoscopy dr teflon
0:24.0	tesla i can see jersey mics from my house looks like you need help out of my car pot belly
0:32.7	sub in my belly thanks for the early poke friendly firm. Large tub of orange jello. All airplane
0:39.6	movies look the same. Entering your warp zone. Mopping up ruffians with Travis and more on this
0:45.4	episode of the morning stream. Hello! I'm Russell Oliver and I buy your used jewelry. If you have
0:52.5	gold rings, gold earrings, I'll give you cash.
0:54.8	If you have diamonds, bring them to me. I'll give you cash. I love gold. Bring me your old gold
0:59.7	and I'll give you cash. Here I come to save the day. The morning stream.
1:15.1	F-off, Hairball.
1:20.4	That's muted.
1:25.0	Hey, everybody.
1:25.6	Welcome to TMS.
1:26.4	It's Tuesday, March 11th, one day after Mario Day, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Abbott, hi, hi, howdy.
1:35.0	Yeah. Amber is the color of your energy day. Sure, sure is. Yeah. Get out there. Get your 311 going.
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