TMS 2808: Panera Weed

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Is it too early for a weed sandwich? You get NO Power, No Showbot, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Emotional Support Croc. Rubbing the lucky horn. Moving Swingers To The Right Side. Flash Our FiOS! Slingin' Hot Truth. Giant Beaver Story. Billy Jean is not my Mother. Put Morbius in the Corner. Bathroom Defendants. Aerospice. Del-TONA!! If You Live In A Pocket. Wolf Eggs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	As the deafening applause roared around her, Shelley smiled through her silent tears.
0:05.3	She couldn't hear the ovation, but she had already played her final note.
0:09.0	That's a real shame.
0:10.0	Help pour Shelley out by signing up today at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:14.1	Coming up on the morning stream, is it too early to get a weed sandwich?
0:17.5	You'll get no power, no showbot, and no lieutenant Yarr. Emotional support crock. Rubbing the lucky
0:24.8	horn. Moving swingers to the right side. Flash Arphios. Slingin hot
0:29.3	truth. Giant beaver story. Gross. Billy Jean is not my mother. Put
0:33.9	Morbius in the corner. Bathroom defendants. Aerospace.
0:38.9	Deltona!
0:40.4	If you live in a pocket,
0:45.1	Wolf Eggs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:50.0	I'll be dead and you'll still be sorrowing your lovy-dovey and your mummy magnificent.
0:51.2	You idiot.
0:51.9	Wait a minute.
0:53.0	Are we trading again? The morning stream.
1:04.9	One way or the other, this war ends tonight.
1:13.2	Hello, everyone, and welcome to TMS.
1:15.4	It is the Monday morning version of the morning stream.
1:18.2	It is Monday, April 14th, in fact, and it is the year 2025.
1:21.3	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:22.0	That's Brian Ibbett.
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