TMS 2809: This one's for J.J.

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Can we lose some douchebags instead please?! Brian Scissoring On His Bike. Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you. Girl Dinner. Insecure penguin. Security Camerage. Kick a Pickle! 480 Mother F-ing Watts of Power! Let us know how the probing went, Les. Tux On The Run. Rock-a-Dial Croc. Goose-plotation. Ebay Secret Ween. Touch the Bird and Get Out. Jackie Robinson Jr Jr with TVsTravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Today is tax day here in the States, and you know what that means.
0:04.0	Extensions for everyone.
0:05.9	But also use a tiny bitty return to help out our Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:12.5	Coming up on the morning stream, can we lose some douchebags instead, please?
0:17.1	Please.
0:17.7	Brian scissoring on his bike.
0:19.6	Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you.
0:22.0	Girl dinner.
0:22.9	Insecure penguin.
0:24.3	Security Cammeridge.
0:25.7	Kick a pickle.
0:27.1	480 mother effing watts of power.
0:29.7	Let us know how the probing went less.
0:31.4	Tucks on the run.
0:33.1	Rockadile crock.
0:34.4	Gooseploitation.
0:35.7	eBay secret weed.
0:37.3	Touch the bird and get out. Jackie Robinson Jr. Jr. Gooseploitation. eBay's secret weed. Touch the bird and get out!
0:39.3	Jackie Robinson Jr. Jr. with TV's Travis and more on this episode of the Morning Street.
0:45.3	In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife.
0:49.3	But this method doesn't work with a tomato.
0:53.3	That's why we use the kinsu.
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