TMS 2813: Doodle With a Tube

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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I'll bring the blood. Two Chicks, One Stone. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?? Speaking of prosthetic weiners. Beefy Horn. An Extended Stay In The Stall. Real or Diggler. Know Your Jesus Dipshits. Big Puffy British Guy. The Exact Timeline of Zelda. Untarrif Your Swetch. Automatic Sensor Light Boogie. Holy Housekeeping. I Don't Like Orange Peeeeeeeeee. Table Top Horse Racing with Dan the Tabletop Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ringo Star pulled into the garage, tapped the steering wheel with a drumstick, and told the mechanic,
0:04.7	let's keep this engine running smoother than a Beatles groove with peace and love, peace and love.
0:10.9	Let that be a lesson to you about gaining peace and love at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:17.1	Coming up on the morning stream, I'll bring the blood.
0:19.2	Two chicks, one stone.
0:20.3	But where did they go?
0:21.7	Speaking of prosthetic weaners.
0:23.6	Beefy horn.
0:24.7	An extended stay in the stall.
0:26.7	Real or digler?
0:28.1	Know your Jesus dipshits.
0:29.8	Big puffy British guy.
0:31.2	The exact timeline of Zelda.
0:33.4	Untut off your sweats.
0:34.9	Automatic sensor light boogie.
0:36.7	Holy housekeeping. I don't light boogie. Holy housekeeping.
0:37.9	I don't like orange pee!
0:41.3	Tabletop horse racing with Dan the tabletop man!
0:44.2	And more.
0:44.9	On this episode of the Morning Stream.
0:47.8	Suppose I showed you how you could make $100,000 by sitting tight.
0:51.9	I don't give jobs.
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