TMS 2812: Time Rice

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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CLARE, THE WALKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You Get NO Virgins, NO Zombies & NO Lt Yar! I'd Rather Be Whelmed. If Tom Brady Was a Sarsgaard. No Teat for Texas. Darth Rascal. Ain't Nobody Neckin'. I dont like Elder Zzzzzzzzzs. Juice & Fig Newton. Boobie Flag! Battle of the Fortnite Stars. A Long Place to Live. Jonesing For A Tiki Bar. Vibrate Modes. Sigourney Weaver is an X-Wing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Beneath the sky of falling stars, a blind phoenix guided a lost prince through the whispering forest to claim or reclaim a kingdom forgotten by time.
0:08.9	We never saw it as we were too busy making sure there are cool things to sub-toot at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:14.4	Coming up on the morning stream.
0:15.8	Claire, the walking public service announcement!
0:18.7	You'll get no virgins, no zombies, and no Lieutenant Yard.
0:23.7	I'd rather be whelmed.
0:25.2	If Tom Brady was a SARS guard.
0:27.1	No teat for Texas.
0:28.5	Darth Rascal.
0:29.6	Ain't nobody neckin.
0:31.0	I don't like Elder Z's.
0:34.7	Juice and Fig Newton.
0:36.5	Booby flag.
0:39.2	Battle of the Fortnite stars.
0:40.5	A long place to live.
0:42.1	Jonesing for a tiki bar.
0:43.3	Vibrate modes.
0:49.1	Sigourney Weaver is an X-Wing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:55.0	Video game fanatics from kids to businessmen are packing into the nation's arcades to play Pac-Man. It's the latest electronic toy. It's already more popular than space invaders or missile command.
1:01.0	So if you're a Pac-Man addict, there's good news.
1:04.0	Rated T for too much sass.
1:07.0	T M-M-S. The morning stream.
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