Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase. Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man. Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks. Your Mom’s House Ep. 797 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler 00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler 00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys 00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin' 00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment 00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order 00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested 00:52:54 - TikToks 00:57:59 - A Normal Life 01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll 01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:17:31 - Garth Brooks 01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:58.2	what's everybody it's another show we're here we're excited we have an incredible guest today
1:05.0	we got a lot of cool things to show you so many what's everybody what's everybody it's charles okay um
1:14.7	it's so good let's play some more of this yeah yeah it's pretty great uh let's hear we got
1:24.0	here yeah nigger my eyes. Nope.
1:31.2	I don't know about that one.
1:31.7	Okay.
1:33.4	Eddie.
1:34.7	Eddie.
1:35.8	Hello, Ghana.
1:38.5	That's a great day.
1:40.8	It's really good.
1:42.0	She was in rare form.
1:45.5	She was in so much, so much, so much going on. I might be retarded, but I'm not stupid.
1:50.1	It's very, it's very true. How are you feeling, Tom? How's your period?
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