Well, welcome back to the real story.

This just is like a bad rash.

It just keeps coming back.

Headlines.

Millions of young and not so young adults still live at home.

Shock survey shows 85% of parents thrilled to have adult kids move back home.

Bank of mom and dad paying out $1,474 a month on average to adult kids.

Wow.

Adulthood is starting later.

You live with your parents?

Is that a problem?

A 2024 study says that adulthood starts at 27 years old.

Checkout time when I was growing up was at 18.

That's when they break your plate and change the locks on the doors.

You moved out at 18.

Now it's 27?

A 2025 survey said that 25% don't know how to change a light bulb. Come on. Hal, do you replace that light bulb in the kitchen? What does it look like

I'm doing? You're an adult and 25% one in four don't know how to change a light bulb?

You hold on and start turning to your left. Just, oh come on. That's just ridiculous.

And look, here are some facts that you just need to think about.

33% of 18 to 34-year-olds are living with at least one parent. And a Harris poll, and this is

two years old, so you know it's getting worse, a 23 Harris poll said that 45% of 18 to 29-year-olds are with their parents.

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