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Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 4: Onomatopoeia Slurping and Squishing Sounds

ArtHoles

Michael Anthony

Comedy

4.9971 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2024

⏱️ 253 minutes

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Summary

Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Go get’em buddy! My dude OWNS the makuuchi division. Also, if there’s one thing people should take away from this episode, is that William-Adolphe Bouguereau is a connoisseur of great asses and he would’ve loved the Jean-Claude Van Damme era of human history.     This episode is quite the winding road, jam-packed with shenanigans, beaucoup cousin sex, and exploration of several art techniques and theories. As we navigate this road, we join an unexpected game show, I kick myself out of a few museums, 47 kitties take their revenge, we do science stuff, and mine a butte. Along the way, I make a decision on a segment that I’ll likely regret, Bonnat loves himself some Bonnat, and the Grandmothers grand plan runs into a few hiccups.      Honestly, I don’t know how to explain this episode, this one really flies off the rails. The chaos probably starts when Florida comes into the picture and ends when I have impure thoughts about someone in a painting. The good news is, Paul Harvey makes a cameo appearance, because I force him in with a shoehorn, and that makes me happy.

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0:00.0

Hello everybody and welcome back. This is Art Hole's. I'm Michael Anthony. You know the deal.

0:16.0

Thank you again for listening, your donations, telling people about whatever's going on here.

0:22.0

Everything you do for the show, I can't say it enough.

0:25.0

There's no housekeeping or updates since episodes three and four are happening at once.

0:30.0

I'm really looking forward to this episode mostly at going out if you're listening to this right now

0:36.2

It means it's real now. It's done. This was a this was a stupid amount of work.

0:43.5

I was in Paris in January, maybe December of last year, January this year.

0:49.5

I thought I was on the way to being done. There's been several iterations of this episode from

0:55.2

research to recording and each time I thought I was done I'd listen and be like, no, it's not,

1:00.3

it's not there, but this time time instead of trying to pull back and

1:04.4

rein things in and be a little more reasonable I decided we're gonna blow things out

1:08.4

for the next couple of hours we're gonna be all over the map.

1:11.8

Honestly we had to blow things out this episode

1:15.0

because of how and why we're going to use some of this stuff

1:19.0

and there's just too much we got to learn about.

1:21.0

And maybe, maybe stuff we don't need to learn about because

1:25.1

need is a strong word that I clearly have trouble defining because my

1:28.6

Maslow's hierarchy isn't so much a pyramid as it's a dart board of whimsy, but we also kind of need to learn about it for a few reasons. You'll see.

1:40.0

So let's not waste any more time. Let's get back into it.

1:46.5

Last episode ended, catastrophically.

1:50.9

How else would you describe it? On July 21st, 1879,

1:55.0

Henri took a little stumble into a ditch. He just tripped and fell and he broke his right femur.

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