Hey Freaks, Tim here to kick off a new week of programs with the best of show.

This is like a real day off for me. It's a sick day.

I'm not like just like behind on doing the show or something.

This whole weekend I have been shitting my brains out.

Don't believe me.

I recorded some of it for you.

You'll have to excuse the bathroom fan,

but it was pretty bad in there. I needed this. It's important to note that that is not me peeing. That is just straight up liquid shooting out of my ass. I wish I would have recorded the prior shits, but I didn't think of it.

At this point, there's just like very, there's not much left in my system.

I always feel like I need to prove to you that I'm really sick.

I'm not just being lazy.

But it's been a while since I've actually taken a day off because I'm sick.

And usually when I'm sick, it's like a cold or sore throat.

I haven't had the flu or food poisoning or whatever the hell is going on with me in quite a while.

It's been a wet and wild ride. I'm actually like feeling

better. I slept most of the day. But yeah, so there will definitely be a show tomorrow. We'll

just push everything back a day. So tomorrow's episode's going to be a show for everyone on Wednesday

and Friday we'll do side show exclusive

episodes. As for today's best of show, back in 2013, I purchased a Lenovo computer and it

had a faulty battery. The company promised that they would send me a replacement in a couple

days. This stretched out into months, and I lost my fucking mind.

So here is an episode during the Lenovo saga.

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