Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Tuesday, April 1st, 2025 coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	Do you ever get the feeling you've done something before, even if that thing is yourself?
0:10.7	Let's revisit the future past, and let's all ejaculate while we do it.
0:15.0	What the hell am I talking about?
0:17.0	Find out today on TV!
0:21.6	Distorted View Daily
0:23.1	Proudly presents
0:25.1	Stuck in an elevator
0:26.7	with an idiot.
0:31.6	So now we're trying to
0:33.5	prior our way through
0:35.0	because the piece of shit's trying to tummy.
0:37.0	Help is out of the way. Help is on the way. the piece of shit's trying to tell me help is out of the way
0:38.0	help is out of the way lying sack of shit yes so we got a bar so we have the door
0:49.4	wedged and it is solid there now we have air To be honest
0:55.1	Open the door, get the fuck out of my way
0:56.8	We're totally fine
0:58.5	We're good
1:00.0	You don't need to worry about it, man
1:01.8	Now that we have air
1:02.8	Yeah, we got the door open
1:04.9	A piece of shit
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