Trader Joe's is a Hoax

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Tuck & Roll Backseaters, there’s no way we’re getting stuck in this overcrowded zoning issue of a Trade Joe’s Parking Lot. Dustin and Mel have some big news to share today, Tiki is a having a moment, We’ve lost our sense of formality, Your emails, reviews, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to be here. Hey everybody welcome and don't make me come back there. We are our funny
0:20.6	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nick. I'm a stand-up comedian. The host.
0:27.0	Okay.
0:28.0	Of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state of the art recording studio
0:36.3	about Publix wear coffee in downtown LeMay says my lovely wife and co-host
0:40.4	Melissa Nickerson with her empty Gibraltar. Our producer Andy Laura.
0:45.0	Yeah. Good to see everybody. Thanks for tuning in. We had a good little
0:49.7	roast of Melissa's shirt looking like a Trader Joy's employee but Andy was not set up correctly so
0:57.2	so you don't that's a 90 seconds that is just gone just and it does look exactly like a
1:05.2	Trader Joe's shirt 100% could have looks like a Trader Joe's bag it looks like the
1:09.4	logo yeah yeah it's their whole design philosophy.
1:14.0	I think that working at Trader Joe's has to be such a miserable experience
1:18.0	because you have to go to that parking lot for every shift.
1:21.0	Yeah.
1:22.0	I think it's the equivalent of working at the airport.
1:24.0	Like they have a shuttle to get in. You're like, okay, well I have to get here a half an hour
1:30.3	early just to make sure I actually make it to where I need to go.
1:34.7	I just drop off my wife and kids just like a terminal when I pull up usually.
1:38.6	Yeah.
1:39.6	Sorry to Joe's should have a cell phone waiting lot. Yeah.
1:43.0	Like text when you land.
1:44.0	Yeah.
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