So, guys, Derek, more place, more dates.com.

Today, we find ourselves in a very familiar position.

Once again, this is, say, half my fucking videos are gyno and trend stories at this point.

But they just keep coming and they just keep getting better and better.

And we find ourselves with the most elaborate goddamn movie of a story of all time, at least to date.

It is titled, My 19 Nor Prison Story, How Trend Almost Made Me Take My Life and Lose My Mind

Slash Life.

Disclaimer, it is very long.

So I'm ready to power through this, you know, I didn't read it yet.

I went through to the comments and it seemed pretty favorable.

Like I wasn't going to risk reading a fucking essay story without knowing it wasn't like a troll post or something because you never know you could get halfway through it.

It could end up being a fucking disaster of some guy talking about some ridiculous shit like

there was another another post on the subreddit of a guy talking about how he made you know my

cycle gains and blah blah blah and it's like you read halfway through and he's talking about

Connor Murphy's divine protein shake he shoved up his ass to get the gains and it it's like, how annoying would it be if you spent like 30 minutes reading a thing?

And then you got to the bottom and it was like Connor Murphy's, you know what I mean?

That was a short one, but it's like, obviously I want to make sure it's a fucking serious thing.

So some of the comments were me purposely not reading it so Derek can read it to me as a bedtime story.

Judging by the fact that Derek lapsed at least one time every three lines, that can't be factual.

I'm like aware of it now.

RIP his sore cheeks after this post.

That sounds like probably the total opposite of what you wanted it to sound like

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