Politico is reporting that Florida Congresswoman and intellectual heavyweight, Paulina Luna,

has introduced a bill to put Donald Trump on Mount Rushmore.

Wait, it gets better.

Our new Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, said in an interview yesterday, that acquiring Greenland is not a joke. Rubio saying the quiet part out loud. He insisted

with the polar ice caps melting, Greenland is a mineral rich territory that is necessary for

America's security. He said Trump's threat to take Greenland by force is just a negotiating ploy.

Ask Eugene Carroll and about 50 other women. When has Donald Trump ever taken something by force?

Never. It's just a negotiating ploy. Greenland belongs to Denmark and a new poll shows 85% of Greenlanders don't want to become Americans. Actually, they're not too thrilled about being Danish and a referendum on secession is set to be on the calendar in the next three years. The new chairman of the FCC announced he has launched an investigation

into national public radio and the PBS for airing commercials, even though they claim to be

commercial free. Now, longtime listeners of this show know that I've been screaming about NPR and

PBS for a decade. The PBS and NPR pay their executives, their hosts,

upwards of three quarters of a million dollars a year, and they're constantly asking us for money

while saying, we're advertising free, we're commercial free, But they take commercials and they're beholden only to their corporate underwriters.

Look, sometimes even Donald Trump's FCC chair can be right.

PBS, NPR, you're either commercial free or you're not. Don't call yourself

commercial free when you run commercials. Someone should also look into war profiteer David

Rubinstein from the Carlisle group. Somebody over at the FCC should look into how David Rubinstein has been

able to buy his own way onto the PBS. He has his own show on the PBS. Why? Because he

donates millions and millions and millions of dollars to the Washington DC PBS affiliate and Ken Burns.

Somebody should look into why David Rubinstein, the war profiteer, is running the Kennedy Center.

But, you know, Trump would never look into David Rubinstein.

You know, maybe he would.

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