In his first term, Donald Trump lost more jobs than any president since Herbert Hoover.

Now, in his second term, he figures, why wait for a recession? I'll go ahead and just fire everyone

myself. So, all of these firings are in direct violation of our Constitution. But pinching from Napoleon, Trump declared,

he who saves his country does not violate any law. Trump was so busy saving his country that he and

Musk accidentally fired 300 energy department workers who keep our nuclear weapons safe from falling

into the hands of our enemy. These guys are not smart. They are just arrogant and stupid. By the way,

those energy department employees who keep the world from getting blown up, they were hired back.

One of the great skill sets Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency brings to Washington is the big tech startup mindset.

They know how to use cutting edge software and drag our dottering federal government into the 21st century kicking and screaming,

which is why the Department of Government Efficiency's website was hacked on Friday as internet pranksters altered the database of most of our government employees,

or at least they got their hands on most of

the government employees and began futzing around. They also got the names of all, if they

wanted, our government employees and were able to download them. The Huffington Post reporting,

the Department of Government Efficiency's website leaked classified information regarding

employees of our nation's top secret national reconnaissance office. This is what happens

when you do things on the cheap. It ends up costing you more. The National Reconnaissance

Office, if you don't know what that is, you're not

supposed to. It's top secret. That's the intelligence agency that runs the Defense Department's

spy satellites, and now the names of the people working there are public knowledge. Well, you can't

get any more efficient than that.

Dana Nessel, Michigan State Attorney General, called the Department of Government

Efficiency Illegal and Unconstitutional while she joined 13 other state attorneys

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