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🗓️ 8 April 2025
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave lying to himself to get through the day, someone trying to sell Minion painting on Facebook Marketplace, emailer saw giant dildo on walk, emailer encountered wild boar, men used to ejaculate from b-holes, guy survives tornado in the bathtub, old woman found alive in woods days after her car caught fire, young kid on trampoline carried away by gust of wind, people rescued after plane skids off runway into the water, man pepper sprays restaurant workers after argument, restaurant patron busted on camera putting hair on food, update on Jason’s son’s demons, March Madness, JV baseball player facing charges for peeing in opponent’s water, shoelaces that will not come untied, Minecraft movie, Goonies cast reunited, billionaire timeshare king died, celebs in space, grandpa caught filming up skirts, man found nude walking along highway, guy busted walking nude in public, deliver driver filmed dropping pizza on ground, man getting attacked by fox on camera, man had stroke after massage, escalators to top of mountain, woman won lotto but doesn’t want to share winnings with husband, McDonald’s employee choked teen who helped herself to extra sauce, UFC fighter helps neighbor after someone crashes into his house, family thought they were shot at on highway but it was lightning, tarot card scammer, woman kicked off flight for eating chips she bought before card processed, jobs that require high tolerance for getting yelled at, teens attacked mall Easter bunny, man cut off ankle monitor and fled during his trial, principal caught skip scanning, ChatGPT, world’s oldest man, woman reunited with missing dog after 5 years, man tried to meet indigenous people and left Diet Coke behind, and more!
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0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freed on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
0:13.5 | Hello. |
0:19.6 | How's it going on this Tuesday? |
0:21.3 | It is the eighth day of April, and you're with Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
0:27.4 | I realized that I fib to myself to get me through the day. |
0:33.8 | Fibb? |
0:34.5 | How'd you do that? |
0:35.7 | Because I convince myself in order to make it through |
0:40.1 | Because you know like a lot of folks |
0:41.4 | If you're up this early, life sucks. |
0:43.7 | Yeah. |
0:44.2 | You've gone to bed early, you don't get enough sleep. |
0:46.3 | I think the people in our lives are sick of hearing about how bad it sucks. |
0:49.8 | So I don't really talk to, I just talk to you guys about it. |
0:52.0 | Yeah. |
0:52.5 | Because you can relate. |
0:53.5 | It's a weird time to be. |
0:55.0 | You see people out, so they go through the same early thing. |
0:58.3 | I'll be honest, the people in my life, they don't care. |
1:00.9 | No, they don't. |
1:01.7 | No, they don't care. |
1:02.7 | They don't get it. |
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