Unintentional Grim Reaper
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
This week’s caller has lived all over—from Singapore to India to England—and now calls New York City home. She shares why the British Empire is her Roman Empire and opens up about the many ways her life has been touched by death. Some stories are surprisingly funny, others are deeply serious, but all are unforgettable.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who's danced with death in multiple ways. |
| 0:08.7 | It's Beautiful Anonymous one hour, one phone call. |
| 0:12.0 | No names. |
| 0:13.3 | No holds barred. |
| 0:16.9 | I'd rather go one-on-one. |
| 0:19.6 | I think it'll be more fun, and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:27.0 | Hi everybody, Chris Getherd here. The intro on this week's show is very long, but it's because I give |
| 0:32.7 | instructions on how to claim your copy of Beautiful Anonymous, The Magazine. |
| 0:38.6 | That being said, if you don't like a long intro and you're not interested in the magazine, |
| 0:43.5 | you're going to want to skip about 13 and a half minutes ahead. |
| 0:46.9 | That'll put you right towards the beginning of the call. |
| 0:49.4 | But if you want a copy of Beautiful Anonymous magazine, |
| 0:52.2 | you're going to want to sink your teeth into this |
| 0:54.3 | week's intro. Thanks so much. Hi, everybody, Chris Getherd here. Welcome to Beautiful Anonymous, |
| 1:01.4 | the show where we explore the human condition, one anonymous phone call at a time. Thanks, |
| 1:08.6 | as always, for tuning in. I have big news for the community. Every once in |
| 1:15.5 | while we do a big community thing, right? There'll be a tour of live shows that gets announced, |
| 1:21.3 | or we had the big push to do the, the cononymous in Brooklyn a while ago ago and we had the big push to get people to |
| 1:31.5 | sign up at beautiful anonymous.com for our extra stuff once we launched that we had the the big |
| 1:38.6 | celebration of when things went independent the next big community thing is upon us. We have made a magazine. Many months ago, |
| 1:47.8 | I started taking to the airwaves of this podcast and telling you all, hey, here's a PO box address. |
| 1:54.0 | Mail me stuff. The whole premise of this show is that you can have anonymous phone calls |
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