Until Death Drew You Art

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Would you keep a creepy portrait of yourself as a baby? What if the painter of the portrait was a murderer? Recorded live at Sixth & I in Washington DC, Marty says, "Yes, of course!" But his wife, Sarah, wants to get rid of this creepy painting of her beloved husband. Who's right? Who's wrong? PLUS! Linda Holmes and Jean Grae return to the court to help adjudicate some Little Weirdsies!

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0:00.0	It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.0	I am Bill of Jesse Thorne.
0:05.2	With me, Judge John Hodgman.
0:06.7	And this week's episode was recorded live in Washington, D.C.
0:11.3	What an incredible night we had in our nation's capital.
0:15.1	It was such a fun show, such an incredible audience.
0:17.8	The disputes were amazing, including one about an extremely creepy baby
0:22.1	portrait. Check out the socials to see a picture of it. Plus, we had two tremendous friends
0:27.4	of the court on stage with us. That's right, Linda Holmes and your occasional guest bailiff,
0:34.0	Jean Grey. Now, Linda and Gene have something in common. They're friends of
0:38.3	the court. We love them so much. They're brilliant geniuses, but they also have something
0:43.1	specific in common. They both have a book coming out this year. In fact, in the next few months,
0:48.9	Linda's newest novel is called Back After This, and it comes out on February 25th, and Gene's collection of personal essays
0:56.8	is called In My Remaining Years, and it comes out March 18th.
1:01.8	I have read an advanced copy of both books, and they're both incredible.
1:07.1	So you should go ahead and pre-order them right now, wherever you get your books.
1:11.4	Why not try your local bookseller or bookshop.org or books or magic or go ahead and put it on a hold in your local library.
1:19.2	Support these incredible geniuses who came to our stage.
1:22.2	Now, let's go to the stage at 6th and I in Washington, D.C.
1:29.4	People of Washington, D.C., you asked us for live justice, and we are here to deliver it.
1:35.7	The Court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.
1:47.0	Let's bring out our first case.
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