Up Yours, Woke Moralists

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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God, Satan and Mary Magdalene discuss Boris Johnson resigning in the UK, Minions: Rise of Gru, and Jordan Peterson’s “Up Yours, Woke Moralists” speech. Is this one of the funniest things we’ve ever heard? Maybe! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The Godfather.
0:03.4	This is making me think.
0:05.0	Can we pass a portion secretly?
0:07.4	Exactly!
0:08.4	Just be put in shit in the fucking bill.
0:11.1	But then...
0:12.1	Clickbait it.
0:13.1	Wow.
0:14.1	Give them, like, a headline that they can go for.
0:17.3	Like, the most gun-totingest patriotic bill ever.
0:22.0	And then just hide it in the fine print, cause they don't need shit.
0:27.3	The minion showed to the woman's march.
0:29.4	This beautiful scene.
0:31.1	And...
0:32.1	Oh, with pussy hats?
0:33.1	Yes, I saw that, too, Satan.
0:34.9	They're woke.
0:35.9	No, they have no stits, because they don't exist in this world.
0:38.7	They're made up.
0:39.7	Where were they on 9-11?
0:41.5	Where were the minions on January 6th?
0:46.8	Crime is still on a decline.
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