Blowing The Lid Off The Biggest Sex Secret

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 7 July 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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God, Mary and Satan discuss the latest news down on Earth. Also…CAN women control intake of semen? The God Pod investigates. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the God pod, Utah lawmaker falsely claims women can control intake of
0:08.5	semen during sex. Yeah, there's teeth down there. So watch out boys. It's a whole
0:14.6	mouth. That's why you can't find the clitoris because the mouth it closes, right?
0:22.8	Kamala is doing, you know, staged pictures of her looking at the TV and
0:27.3	concerned. Yeah, it's and they asked her, what are you going to do about this? And she's like,
0:31.4	oh, what? We're going to fight. We're going to fight in November. It's like to have this look of
0:36.8	like a deer in the headlights. That's not leadership. I've had some things I wanted to pitch
0:44.6	Satan about like new torturing. Oh, perpetual pregnancy. Oh, that's fun. But like the baby never comes.
0:52.4	Oh my God. Any single person who has like signed a bill into law limiting a woman's right to choose.
0:58.8	You also lose like fucking agency to your fucking body too. You always have to pee. Mitch McConnell
1:05.6	perpetually pregnant. Hi, everyone. God here. You're listening to the God pod. Subscribe to the
1:24.1	God pod. Do it. Do it now. Damn it. I'm watching you and make sure to write us a review. I'm here
1:31.0	today with my pals. What's up, Mary? Hello. I should stop saying what's up gang when Satan is
1:36.3	here because he expects a whole personal introduction. Hi, Satan. It's my thing. What was it?
1:47.6	This is sort of like one of the reasons you left heaven. Yeah, you wouldn't give me special
1:52.6	intros. Yeah, I would. I was I was like, listen, I can't pander or cater to your every whim.
1:58.4	Premadana, Satan. But a couple of wins would be nice. I haven't talked to you in a minute, Satan.
2:04.6	No, you've been quite busy doing shit. Haven't you? Oh, yeah. For sure. Mostly out of the country,
2:13.2	shit, just traveling to Indonesia. I know what you're going to try to do. You're going to try
2:21.4	to pin this whole thing on me like you usually do. Yeah, of course. Where do you think this comes
2:28.2	from, dude? They're using your name, bro. Oh shit. So you're going to try and put the blame all
2:36.1	back on me like I always do. It's a great thing that we do here. Yeah, we're like the Spider-Man meme
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