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Welcome to Horror Movie Club, the show where two dudes aren't quite nerds but not quite nubes. Choose a movie each week to rate and review. I'm Ashvin and I'm on the phone with Brian. And on this week's episode, we're talking about the 1989 film Vampire's Kiss, directed by Robert Biermann, written by Joseph Minion and starring Nicholas Cage, Maria Conchita Alonzo, and Jennifer Beals.

In this film, a literary agent Yuppie in New York City wreaks havoc on his coworkers in the city after an encounter with the mysterious woman.

If you're new to our show, we're going to have a spoiler-free discussion for the first 10, 15, 20 minutes, then we'll take a quick break.

You'll hear some music. And then we'll come back, talk about the plot, hit the spoilers,

and get into our review. And joining us on our episode today, we've got a very special

returning guest, Joseph Arcos, who is a North Carolina-based

musician, who performs under the moniker, Alloie Fox, who is also a really good friend of

Brian and I, and is also the spouse of Amy Arcos, who does our show's logo, and most importantly,

he's a huge fan of this film. Joseph, thank you for joining us.

How are you doing?

Really good.

I'm so excited to talk about this movie with you guys.

And just super excited to hang out with you guys as well.

Yeah, we're excited to have you back on the show.

For those of you who haven't listened to our earlier episodes,

Joseph was on our Mandy episode from back in 2019,

which I believe is on our Patreon page right now. Is that right, Brian?

Oh, good question. Yeah, I think it recently became a official oldie, so now it is only available on Patreon.

So you can go to patreon.com slash horror movie club and for a dollar a month gain access

to all those oldies. Yeah. And you can hear Joseph talk about Mandy with us. And I think that's when

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