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Back to the Barre

We’re Not Boob Jealous

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

"On a regular Dance Moms episode you drink on a scale from one to five. A reunion is a one to ten scale," says Christi as the Bitches start the 2nd Part of Season 3's reunion special "Tell All". While it might be a pretty easy episode for Christi herself, there's still enough Abby depravity to go around!


Kristie Ray joins the discussion and goes on the offensive, taking the other moms to task for complaining about Asia crying. This is confusing to Jill as she professes that none of the moms care that Asia cries, only that they think it's weird it's being showcased as something to be ashamed of and that Asia isn't being held to the same standards as their own children. Abby and Kristie respond to the by calling Chloe a crybaby!


Soon Cathy joins the mix and things get heated quickly. Paige opts out of her solo performance so she can avoid dancing in front of Cathy, leading Kelly to take Cathy to task for her recent conduct at competition. Cathy can barely manage to defend herself before getting into an argument with Abby. Professionally speaking Abby doesn't handle it well. Tune-in to see what nice words Abby has for Cathy's mother!


Quotes

  • “And did you notice through out the entire thing how much time they spent whispering to each other? No, you pay way too much attention. Well I’m trying to look for the little interesting things in the background so I stop paying attention first of all to my Miss Piggy curls, and second of all to the nonsense happening on stage that makes me want to poke my own eyes out!" (17:05-17:23 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Abby said the moms all think you and Asia are here for an ulterior motive. She was! She came because she had her own show and they were using our audience to elevate her on her platform!” (27:25-27:37 | Christi)
  • “Jeff asks if [Melissa] is bothered by the fact that Sophia can out-spin Maddie? And at this point Jeff should have been removed from the stage immediately. Not only are you making millions of dollars of our trauma and dancing, but the fact you said spin vs turn? Stop talking.” (52:58-53:15 | Christi)
  • “I cannot believe I’m the only mom who didn’t go to jail. Well I should say the only mom, I don’t think Holly went to jail. Wait…I don’t actually think a lot of people went to jail. I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT WENT!” (1:03:59-1:04:09 | Christi & Kelly)


Links

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Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre


Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


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Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:29.3

the UK. Baby let's just dance.

0:33.0

just dance.

0:35.0

Let's just dance baby. I just want to dance dance dance dance.

0:39.0

Can you feel it? Can you take it? you come and freeze that all of this electricity

0:46.7

do it right now baa right now turn the volume up like give me your electricity.

0:54.3

Hey Vinchetz, welcome back to the bar.

0:56.2

This is your illustrious leader, bitch, number one.

0:59.1

You got to say your name.

1:00.2

Oh, Christie, sorry, I didn't even,

1:02.1

I just thought illustrious leader,

1:03.3

Bitch Number One said it all.

1:04.7

And the not so bitchy, Kelly.

1:07.1

Oh, put that on a t-shirt, huh?

1:10.1

The not-sick. The slightly less bitch. The slightly less bitchy

1:14.3

less bitchy.

1:15.3

All right, well, we are going to start off this week

1:18.1

by thanking our patrons.

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