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Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

“This is not an opportunity to set the record straight, HERE is the opportunity now 10 years later to set the record straight,” explains Christi as even when the moms got to explain themselves, they were never REALLY allowed to. Consequently there's no hell for our Bitches quite like a Dance Mom's Reunion episode, and Season 3's "Tell All" is a two parter to make matters worse. It's always an excuse to get everyone riled up, and it riles these moms still a decade later. From the awkward stools the moms had to sit on to the bizarre choices made by hair and make-up, Christi and Kelly each despised the experience. Yet they also somehow managed to completely forget they fought in this episode, and over the same old-nothing argument they'd had earlier this season no less! Well... at least the girl's dances this week were pretty good?


Things get off to a rocky start with Abby immediately gunning for both Christi and Kelly, though saving her worst remarks for Chloe that contain a level of indecency that remain unmatched. Melissa and Jill receive softball questions, but Abby chastises Melissa for not allowing her wedding to be public and filmed for the show. Meanwhile Holly discusses Abby's fashion advice, which she admits is genuinely good. It's funny that Abby can't seem to take her own fashion advice, but at least she isn't dressed as badly as Cathy!


Quotes

  • “I have deep-seated trauma any time I see anything that even looks like a reunion show. The minute I see a stage I want to vomit. Do you feel that way? Yes, and I want to vomit looking at us." (08:45-08:58 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “She had to make sure [people knew that she had been] verbally assaulted and physically assaulted. But we were only allowed to say she was a bully.” (17:19-17:25 | Christi)
  • “The audience says during the season [that] you said Kelly isn’t very bright. Do you still feel this way? Meanwhile it’s like Melissa did you buy your wedding dress and then this one is like do you think Kelly is a stupid motherfucker?” (37:17-37:29 | Christi)
  • “Anybody who watched this show who thinks that Abby was not a horrible human-being to my daughter, watch that sentence! She said you don’t want me to call her stupid anymore instead of Chloe? I looked up other words: dim, dimwitted, half-wit I got lots of words. You fucking bitch.” (50:35-50:55 | Christi)


Links

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Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:29.3

the UK. Baby let's just dance.

0:33.0

just dance.

0:35.0

Let's just dance baby. I just want to dance dance dance dance.

0:39.0

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and can you take it can you come and

0:43.4

free set all of this electricity do it right now

0:48.1

baa right now turn the volume up

0:50.8

lock me your electricity hello we're Hello, good jets. Welcome back to the bar. Hi. Here we go. Hello everyone.

1:00.0

For anybody who's watching this on camera, I'm just apologizing. I'm so sorry that you have to see me look like this.

1:08.0

I've been so sick. I can't explain how sick I've been. That sucks. I know I know.

1:15.0

I'm sick.

1:16.0

Ugh and this is like a brutal fucking sickness and I mean I tested so I had COVID for anybody who doesn't know. Oh, I guess we wouldn't have talked about it on the last show.

1:27.0

Okay, so here's a deal.

1:29.0

Last time we recorded the podcast was on a Friday.

1:32.0

We ended up not recording the after party until

1:34.1

Sunday or no it wasn't Friday it was like what Thursday.

1:37.1

There's still.

1:38.1

Yeah so I went home I was really sick I went to the doctor with Clara and just because she was sick and so I said hey

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