We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, April 18th, 2025. |
| 0:03.5 | Coming up on the program today, more fat women demanding to be pushed in a wheelchair. |
| 0:08.6 | Plus, get lucky by getting AIDS. |
| 0:11.2 | Jesse Lee Peterson thinks women go to space to menstruate, and we're up to the sperm races. |
| 0:17.5 | All this, what's your voicemails today? |
| 0:26.8 | Thank you. All this. What's your voicemails today? Let me figure you for money. |
| 0:32.7 | Cause a little something like this. |
| 0:42.4 | You know you're a freak when you can sit and eat a whole plate of chicken nuggets without vomiting Or laugh till you cry when little babies die And think all old people should be euthanice |
| 0:49.4 | But how does it feel to be in love with Sydney Blue? |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah how does it feel to be in love with Sydney Blue? Yeah, how does it feel to have a distorted view? |
| 1:01.9 | It feels fucking fantastic man. |
| 1:05.3 | Like only your pro-laps, as come can, or a big bowl A ticking nuts |
| 1:11.8 | Or goddamn tree |
| 1:13.4 | Up your body |
| 1:15.1 | It tastes just like fresh fork |
| 1:17.8 | Like making clues |
| 1:20.5 | Smaller |
| 1:22.0 | Shaking babies |
| 1:24.3 | To their brains are a bunch of mush |
| 1:28.2 | oh oh |
| 1:29.3 | yeah look my balls bounce |
| 1:32.8 | dead babies |
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